I almost bought Toby a present

[Greg B.]

There's that amazing Jellies exhibit at the New England Aquarium so they are selling a variety of jellyfish stuffed animals. Then I realized that Toby is Alex's brother and therefore I can refuse to buy things out of spite for that depraved spider masturbation thread.

 

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1. I like jellies better than Toby
2. Toby and I (and Mia) have seen the exhibit and jellied ourselves up
3. I have jellyfish socks and you don't

 

[coelacanth_M]

wait.

i have jellyfish socks too.

toby accidently bought the wrong size for me though. it clearly says on the package: 3 to 6 years old.

the sad part is that they actually fit me.

 

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3. We have jellyfish socks and you don't.

 

[minxnim]

ahem

 

[Greg B.]

01. I have a jellyfish hat
02. I don't masturbate while spiders crawl all over muy 9 gernitals899999999999999i9

 

[FuSoYa]

alex where did you get jellyfish socks?

 

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i got them from aminxda well before you lot got yours!

 

[chupe666]

made of real jellyfish?

 

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that would be titillating!