i am about to

[goatschool]

puke up yuengling, half cooked baked beans, and mostly uncooked rice -- oh wait the wave is passing and it is merely an upward expulsion of gaseous matter -- but fuck you this is metal and i WANT TO PUKE.

I WANT TO PUKE.

not happening.

 

[azal]

I puked on Saturday.

twas cool.

 

[FuSoYa]

every time i puke, it is immediately preceded by blindness and deafness, and i can't stand up without falling over sideways.

 

[azal]

dude, that is not good, I don't think.

 

[xfer]

also, consider that toby gets wasted and surly, laughs wildly, then pukes...off of one and a half beers.

 

[minxnim]

i have NO idea why other people do not know about the existence of "EMETROL". it is an anti puking liquid. when i had chemo i used to drink it and BOOM, pukey feeling begone! they sell it at like, all drug stores. it works within like 5 minutes.
my fuckin medicine chest is stocked with this shit.

 

[goatschool]

i haven't puked in a few years.

hi... good morning!

 

[avi]

they had a "puke-in" on the first day of anti-war protests here in SF.

 

[azal]

I can decide it that's metal or gay.

 

[minxnim]

i can puke on command. i'd rule that school.

 

[minxnim]

OH SHIT how could i forget this story.
on saturday, i had an eating contest with my b.f. (i have no like, internal mechanism that tells me i am full so like, i can eat forever) so like, i totally out-ate him and i was like LETS GET DONUTS after about 5 plates of indian food and he was totally starting to barf in the bushes outside krispie kreme and suddenly we realized this guy was about to take his picture! so he held it in like a champ.

 

[chupe666]

dood, i wanna party with you guys.

 

[azal]

on saturday I had about 8 beers chased down with copious amounts of jaggermeister.

Around 2 I felt like I needed to eat so I bought an enormous 12 inch buffalo wing and bacon sub, only to vomit it out 3 minutes after finishing it.

It was cool though, because my puke tasted really good and spicey.

 

[avi]

isn't it funny that after drinking that much you always want to eat the gnarliest things? and of course, it's always a bad idea, especially at that time.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I think my intestines would just fall out of my body if I ate that

 

[xfer]

buffalo wing and bacon sub??

 

[minxnim]

buffalo wings are so foreign to me. i can't even imagine eating them.

 

[deadair]

thread of the day... by far

 

[Demonspell]

I've went over eleven years without hurling, which I attribute to my body's tolerance for alcohol and sudden eating binges...

 

[azal]

buffalo wing and bacon sub??

it's outstanding, they make em at most Quick Check's I believe.

stellar grub.