i am going to a wedding today

[Baliset]

i gotta look nice so you guessed it, i am breaking out the leather pants.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

omigod im fukked. i have togoto a wedding next weekend. what am i gonna wear? all my goth dresses are more um... winterish.

 

[kleo706]

You can wear... me. I'll forgive you just long enough to wrap myself around you for a day.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[xfer]

i bought a $350 suit for a wedding last year! yikes.

 

[Baliset]

ok here are some drunken observations from the wedding:

1. I looked really good.

2. free red wine at the open bar = my best friend

3. i can't dance.

4. i looked really really good(pics to follow)

 

[minxnim]

last wedding that i went to, that i wasn't in, i spent about $250 on the dress. it was a nice dress though. are you really wearing leather pants?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you still need to put up the pics of metalfest dude

 

[Baliset]

preppy i was just kidding about the leather pants. i mean i have enough personal shame to keep my pants loose and baggy.

 

[Baliset]

and yes i have pics from metalfest on the way as well.

 

[chupe666]

P0ST P!CZ NOWPLZTHX.

yay pics.

 

[Baliset]

don't have them yet

 

[minxnim]

i was sitting there like, well... if he says he's wearing them, i'm just going to have to tell him he's not allowed to because it's awful... even if it sounds mean....

so yea. i'm glad you're not. phew.

 

[xfer]

I would wear leather pants.

 

[goatschool]

if i were to hanged myself, it would be with leather pants.

 

[xfer]

my noose of choice would probably be a jailhouse bedsheet.

 

[minxnim]

I would wear leather pants.

this is like one of probably several reasons why it would be a bad idea for others to allow you and i to be in the same room/barroom/cell/elevator/car

 

[xfer]

also i would pull off your moustache.

 

[minxnim]

no, you'd try to shave it! freak!

 

[goatschool]

here's one:

about 2 years ago, when i was working a terribly underpaid weirdo job for the N.Y.S. dept of motor vehicles - i became fairly good friends with this young man named Mike. Mike looked a LOT like a cross between the singer of Depeche Mode and Toby. Mike was/is gay.

i don't hang out with him anymore because he made me feel uncomfortable. we had coffee every wednesday night for the better part of an 8 month span. towards the end he began to behave in an irresponsible manner when i mentioned dealings with women, and started to brush his leg and knees against mine with regularity. Mike all gone now.

on one occasion, he wanted me to meet his lesbian friend from Buffalo. as i am always interested in matters of biology, an impromptu saturday meeting was arranged at the coffeehaus. and i should have known. it was common knowledge that they were going out drinking immediately following this encounter.

so they both walk into the establishment... actually, they strut into the place with BRAND NEW, CRINKLY, SHINY, and MATCHING leather pants. and i have to spend and hour with them. and the sound of leather knee brushing against old jeans is not pretty.

also, the lesbian accomplice looked like a 25 year old betty white.

also, mike's boyfriend was named michael, he was convinced i was gay, and, as it turned out, is my fifth cousin.

sorry.

 

[minxnim]

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