i am totally going to kill Terran Olsen of motW tonight

by the way, the first time i met this kid, i walked into a room and he looked up at me, stood up and loomed over me (he's this 7 foot, 300-pound black kid with thick glasses), and handed me a brochure, saying, with a halting Southern accent:

"Do you want to learn how to increase your ejaculatory force?"