I bet Matt's had a handfull on this one :P

[Caduceus Follower]

Naked Man Causes Accidents on Delaware Highway

Ardonas Gilbert, 26, of Chester, Pennsylvania, has been charged by Delaware State Police with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on a highway. The charges stem from Gilbert's naked jaunt along Interstate 95.

At least two people tried to help Gilbert, who responded by cursing and punching them. Three accidents have been attributed to Gilbert's drunken naked foray into traffic. No serious injuries have been reported.

 

[Trevor Lane]

Sounds like a good "training opportunity" for some pepper spray and tazer practice

 

[carbon]

LOL.

oh geeze ><

 

[The Wicked One]

idk maybe he just wanted barlow's autograph.