I couldn't decide...

[Chromatose]

Feeling excruciatingly tired, I decided it was time for an afternoon pick-me-up from the vending machines..

but the question was..

Diet Dr Pepper with its joyous caffeine

or

Apple Juice, which consists of the almighty holistic power of apples, plus a secret ingredient which unleashes the awesome power of apples (ascorbic acid?)


wielding my last buck 25, I travel to the vending containment zone and ponder the situation a while... and finally decide on the artificial splendor of the good Dr.

and.. I reach down to retrieve my fallen comrade, and lo!,

there lies an apple juice as well..



I am truly blessed.









(and now for your amusement, dogs in silly hats)

 

[lizard]

awesome

I had one of those Phantom energy drinks on friday night and I couldn't get to sleep until 3 a.m.

 

[Dark One]

Unbelievable - as I'm reading this I'm drinking apple juice I just got out of the vending machine. I haven't had apple juice in months.

 

[lizard]

it's.....eerie!

 

[Chromatose]

Unbelievable - as I'm reading this I'm drinking apple juice I just got out of the vending machine. I haven't had apple juice in months.

maybe the apples are trying to tell us something

 

[Dark One]

It's another Dole MIRACLE!!

 

[Chromatose]

!!!

I never said my apples juice was a dole !!1111

this juice was made from apples from an orchard grown on an indian burial ground

 

[lizard]

burial ground apple with indian spirit create heap big bowel movement for white eyes!

 

[Dark One]

!!!

I never said my apples juice was a dole !!1111

Yeah, but mine was.

 

[Chromatose]

yes, but so is mine, which thusly caused much shock and awe.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Get NAKED!

 

[Dark One]

burial ground apple with indian spirit create heap big bowel movement for white eyes!

LOL

 

[Dark One]

yes, but so is mine, which thusly caused much shock and awe.

We're doomed - and not just from the apple juice fiber that will be affecting our regularity status in the next few hours.

 

[lizard]

as long as this is kind of nominally a food thread, you should all know that I am coating my digestive tract with the healing power of wholesome Nacho Cheese Doritos.

 

[Dark One]

as long as this is kind of nominally a food thread, you should all know that I am coating my digestive tract with the healing power of wholesome Nacho Cheese Doritos.

Just as good going as they are coming. Now in five corny colors and textures to admire from that flushing distance!

 

[lizard]

to bring this back around to native americans, I'm always proud to proclaim that Doritos are made from maize

 

[NAD]

maize, you call it corn.

 

[lizard]

and you can always use the cobs for whiping your ass after drinking apple juice.

 

[NAD]

community cob is probably my favorite term ever.

 

[E-bortion]

(and now for your amusement, dogs in silly hats)

*benny hill theme*