i didn't win that N.O.U. shirt.

[minxnim]

i hate myself and i want to die and come back as an anteater.

 

[goatschool]

minx, e-mail the seller and i will guarantee that he has others for sale. for cheaper.

 

[goatschool]

well, okay, i don't guarantee. also, i would feed you crickets.

 

[minxnim]

i'll try. i'm so bummed.

 

[goatschool]

minxy.

 

[minxnim]

i'm so sad. i wrote to him. i hope he answers.

 

[chupe666]

actual content aside, this thread rules.

 

[xfer]

"Dear seller, this is totally against Ebay regulations, but I love DC nerds and I will send you $20 if you silkscreen me another copy of that homemade shirt you just sold for a ridiculous amount of money. If you won't, I'll send you a Unabomb, so unless you think you can walk to the nearest hospital with one eye, no hearing, and half a hand, I recommend you get 'screenin'. Love, nation_of_minxnim"

 

[minxnim]

hahahaha

 

[Nut Butter]

I, on the other hand, won the Merzbox I was bidding on. And for a *relatively* decent price! Booya!!

 

[Josh Seipp]

if you really hated yourself you'd want to come back as a human

 

[minxnim]

yea but i'd hate eating ants like so much

 

[FalseTodd]

no you wouldn't you'd be an anteater!