I Dream...

No, you need to as soon as you wake up, before you get up and wipe the crusted drool off your mouth and the crust out of your eyes, sit there and try to recall your dreams as much as possible. See.. you can really only remember dreams that occured right before you wake up, if you just sit there a while after you wake up and try to remember, and maybe even write down what you remember, you'll remember A LOT more.
 
Yeah, I do need to keep a dream book so that I remember what I dreamt. I might even be able to have those same dreams again or complete them. That would be nice for all my wet dreams that are interrupted...
 
I had the greatest lucid dream ever a week ago in which I was conducting lightning bolts. Then four days later I was struck by lighting. I am not a psycho and I don't need attention, so this is all true. I SWEAR TO GOD!

"Fucktard" is, like, so uncool. The preferred insult of the moment is "Were-tard".
 
Originally posted by Bobby_Teenager
like, a tard that only turns into a tard when the moon is full?

And is vulnerable to weapons of silver and +1 or greater enchantment.

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