i dunno

[minxnim]

www.intimateteas.com

 

[goatschool]

nah

 

[chupe666]

i thought it said inmate teas.

"An effervescent whiff of Earl Grey floats outside your cell, making the neckhairs of Big Ed in 356B (doing 15-20 for manslaughter with a pickaxe) quite jealous! Naughty!"

 

[minxnim]

yea but did you read the sex advice section?

 

[goatschool]

i think they should lose the gender specifics! some of those apply to both

also

When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

in context, i don't get that line

 

[minxnim]

haha it's supposed to mean she's avoiding stubbly uncomfortable facial hair!

also i <3 the part about guys taking their socks off before their pants because a guy in his socks and underwear looks like a loser.

 

[goatschool]

i know what it meant, but... avoiding the facial hair with her face?

 

[minxnim]

like if you're making out and you're trying to kiss her on her lips she'll turn her head to the side because she doesnt want stubble burn on her face!

 

[goatschool]

they jumped from thigh to face pretty quick-like

 

[minxnim]

haha i know, it is confusing.

 

[minxnim]

this is the best conversation ever

 

[goatschool]

i don't see why they didn't suggest 1500 sit-ups a day for the sexy abs depicted, but maybe some of what they sell is fasting tea.

 

[minxnim]

oh come on everyone looks like that. YOU MEAN YOU DON'T?!?!??!

 

[Baliset]

like here's a pic i just took of myself:

 

[goatschool]

i am on leave from earth...

 

[minxnim]

don't worry nick you can just drink this tea and you will smell like maple candy

 

[goatschool]

maple is one of my favorite flavors! um, i'd drink that??

 

[goatschool]

but i mean, if a tree falls in an empty forest, does it make a noise?

 

[minxnim]

yea i think the maple would make a noise

 

[goatschool]