i either have the flu, or the plague (i've narrowed it down)

[minxnim]

i thought maybe it was nasal AIDS before, but that's been eliminated as a possibility. it's also not Alzheimer’s because i'm not pissing myself or whatever.

(if it's the plague, someone get camus because like, i want this shit documented)

 

[deadair]

yea... no shit.

you would think all the dead rats would have tipped people off... but whatever.

 

[minxnim]

i hope this doesnt ruin my plans for the weekend. i really wanted to try and get a little skiing in. i cant do that if im dead.

 

[deadair]

thats true...


well... they could put your body on a sled or snowboard... so you might get some runs in after you are dead.

 

[minxnim]

i dont know if i'd appreciate them all that much though... ya know?

 

[avi]

it's not always about you ms. prep. think of the children!

 

[deadair]

yea, but it would be symbolic... or something.

 

[minxnim]

i am sure i still look pretty stunning dead, so i guess it'd be okay. i will have to tell my executor about these plans just in case.

 

[deadair]

better to be safe than sorry...

 

[minxnim]

okay. i'm like 99% sure now that i have the flu and not the plague. (1) no mass piles of dead rats (2) i have actual, textbook flu like symptoms (3) no open, gaping sores or giant lumps covering my body as is the case with most plague victims

anyway. i tried to drink vegetable bouillon in water 1 hour ago and i have just given it up to the barfing gods. i hope my boss comes back soon so i can go home.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

are there posies in your pocket?

 

[goatschool]

BUBOES! BUBO BAGGINS.

 

[minxnim]

posies are for pansies

 

[chupe666]

pennies on your eyelids?