i found this scrap of paper on my desktop in my so-called tard roommates handwriting:

[xfer]

gitterbug...@...
symphony orchestra, outdoors, 24, dark brown hair (short) 5'7" 145 lbs Athletic/fit from Toronto, Now Boston

robinr0731@...
22 brookline brown hair
seinfeld grey eyes 5'0"
low key
grad student social work
from Westchester


dudes he is checking personals!!

 

[Stultus]

seinfeld grey eyes 5'0"

There's nothing sadder than 0-response threads. Well, other than that description.

 

[xfer]

nigga please, it's only been posted an hour! cut me some slack.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

on a saturday no less

 

[Stultus]

Well I had tears welling up just then. Note that the emphasis in on the second part of the post.

 

[minxnim]

half of me feels bad for the tard roommate and the other half of me feels afraid.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i cant believe im the only person posting here who wants to do justin timberlake

(i was gonna rape preppy's thread but then i remembered about sistahood)

 

[minxnim]

thx!

what does jutin timberlake look like

 

[xfer]

i feel bad for the lonely girls who waste a night going on a date with him.

 

[xfer]

also, each of them will NEVER online personal again.

 

[minxnim]

sad sad sad

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i couldnt find a pic from the new video. he looks so saucy in it.

 

[minxnim]

his hair is queer but he has a nice chin

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

he is totally queer (not in a gay way)

 

[BigFakeSmile]

but dont worry guys, im not losing it. id still do like anyone from in flames, dt or arch enemy (cept angela cuz im still not gay) before him.

 

[azal]

even the ugly bald bass player from DT and the double chinned keyboardist?

 

[BigFakeSmile]

Especially