I got a good laugh from this.....

[T_man357]

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers...

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended

 

[Hawng]

LOL... he told her.

 

[MyHatred]

that is awesome and true.

 

[say10]

That is fucking hilarious,dumb bitch thought she was being smart and got pimp slapped.

 

[Evil Dead]

I love Marines. In Pakistan we had a moron Air force guy shoot his gun "by accident" in our little "shelter" we were living in. THe next day the marine recon guys gave us remedial training..it was sooo funny. I say FUCK alot..but these guys made me actually feel uncomfortable cuz they said it so much. It was a riot.

 

[johnnieCzech]

 

[Mxgonzo]

Dumb bitch! Someone should tell her that the Boy Scouts have a merit badge for rifle shooting.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Can only agree. Most of you know my stance on handguns at home but that reporter got outsmarted by just one sentence. They will be firing down a range. A bit of education about guns removes a lot of the mystic some kids feel about guns.

She didnt have any problem with archery?

 

[Hawng]

Can only agree. Most of you know my stance on handguns at home but that reporter got outsmarted by just one sentence. They will be firing down a range. A bit of education about guns removes a lot of the mystic some kids feel about guns.

She didnt have any problem with archery?

Also keeps them from shooting themselves when they are playing with them and dont understand what they can do.

 

[Dr Demented]

great story...
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

I liked the one like it:

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out.

She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, "Isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.

 

[Hawng]

great story...
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

I liked the one like it:

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out.

She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, "Isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.

She told him.

 

[ZeeZooZum]

great story...
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

I liked the one like it:

Gee, and I so that it was true.:Smug: :Smug:

 

[Buzzard]

that was great