I got a new toy...

[Will Bozarth]

meet my Yamaha SV-120

 

[Chromatose]

you're all set for a hoedown

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

HOOTNANNY!

 

[Captain Beard]

Where's your foot-pedal steel guitar? I see no foot-pedal steel guitar.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i DO have a lap-steel...

 

[Captain Beard]

Photos?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh, I thought it was going to be another anal toy.

 

[Will Bozarth]

it COULD be

 

[Will Bozarth]

Photos?

l8r

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, I thought it was going to be another anal toy.

1. I don't see him stuffing that up his ass, it seems a bit too weird.
2. You WOULD want to see that wouldn't you?

l8r

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

1. I don't see him stuffing that up his ass, it seems a bit too weird.

remember who you're talking about here...

 

[Captain Beard]

I took this into consideration, and stand by the fact that Will is probably not going to stuff a perfectly good electric violin into his ass, thus ruining it.













The violin, anyway. I'd not be entirely surprised if he goatse'd before. Then again, I bet you have have ass stuffing marathons. Those poor cats and gerbils... and lamp shades.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

cats are where i draw the line

 

[Will Bozarth]

haha

a $620 violin won't go near my ass. don't worry

 

[Captain Beard]

So, gerbils and lamp shades... you should make fetish porn from this stuff and sell it to James.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

who do you think films this stuff??

 

[Will Bozarth]

your sister

 

[Captain Beard]

I assumed you guys set up a camera and just sat on things.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that's so amateur...

 

[Captain Beard]

Well POV porn isn't much better. So who will you market the films to then? Max? Eric?