I gotta get away

Jurched

Ask&YoullBeSorry
May 10, 2005
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I've had this song locked in my skull for two days now.

It was a challenge to sing "Twinkle Little Star" to my daughter when I really wanna shout, "KILL!! FIGHT!! ALL WE DO IS KILL, KILL AND FIGHT!"

Jurched
 
I've had this song locked in my skull for two days now.

It was a challenge to sing "Twinkle Little Star" to my daughter when I really wanna shout, "KILL!! FIGHT!! ALL WE DO IS KILL, KILL AND FIGHT!"

Jurched

maybe you could sing 'KILL!! FIGHT!! ALL WE DO IS KILL, KILL AND FIGHT!' to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.'
 
maybe you could sing 'KILL!! FIGHT!! ALL WE DO IS KILL, KILL AND FIGHT!' to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.'

Maybe that's a solution... and also S.O.D.'s "Fuck the Middle East" to the tune of Old Macdonald?

But what'll happen when she starts singing Billy Milano lyrics to the tune of Twinkle Little Star in front her overly-sensitive saintly grandmother?

Jurched
 
Maybe that's a solution... and also S.O.D.'s "Fuck the Middle East" to the tune of Old Macdonald?

But what'll happen when she starts singing Billy Milano lyrics to the tune of Twinkle Little Star in front her overly-sensitive saintly grandmother?

Jurched

you'll do what every parent does when their little darlings commit some verbal indiscretion: you'll look shocked, say you dont know where they got that from, and politely escort the child out of the room.
 
you'll do what every parent does when their little darlings commit some verbal indiscretion: you'll look shocked, say you dont know where they got that from, and politely escort the child out of the room.

And afterwards you say "Daddy´ll have his Friday beers now, why don´t you sing that funny song that grandma hates but makes Daddy laugh while he drinks his beers?"