i gotta hit up the otolaryngologist on thursday

[minxnim]

i want a nose replacement. this one is too stuffy. and i want a new throat too.

 

[xfer]

walk in and be like "can you make me look like chloe sevigny? i mean, more?"

 

[minxnim]

hahaha yea i'm not seeing a plastic surgeon for crying out loud! there's only so much a doctor could do for me anyway! i'm hopeless.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

i had a gastroenterologist appointment this morning!

he didn't show.

 

[minxnim]

he blew you off? what a jerk!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

seriously. the secretary was all "SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU" and I was all "I KNOW RIGHT?"

 

[minxnim]

wait, isn't the secretary the one who should have called you tho? weird!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yeah therin lies the irony

 

[minxnim]

one time my psychiatrist's receptionist was talking to me and she said 'this scheduler program he has makes me totally schizo!!!!' and everyone just stared at her. it was *almost* as ironic as that. maybe she knows that secretary. maybe we should introduce them.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

WOW. WOW.

x

 

[minxnim]

i think this is a good reason for josh and i to have personal monitoring devices to record our surroundings at all times. J.I.C. (just in case)

 

[minxnim]

p.s. one of the nurse practitioners just took my blood pressure for the heckofit before and it was 104 / 70! holy crap! nice and low.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ahhhh

yeah a SeippCam would be pretty awesome at times.

 

[xfer]

josh do you have video of your colonoscopy type things?

 

[minxnim]

ummmmm

 

[xfer]

im serious, that would be pretty cool to watch during a Zaireeka party or something.

i mean, hopefully they won't turn the camera on until it's, um, firmly in place, you know?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

no

x

 

[minxnim]

dude that's a sensitive issue it involves feeling not good and sick and scared and stuff x 100

 

[xfer]

ok sorry! i can find a tape of katie couric's somewhere online if i really wanted to see inner bowel!

 

[minxnim]

there's gotta be some sort of fetish site for you xfer, i mean, you don't have it bookmarked already? or was that the furries site?