I hate Xmas music #$%@$#%@#$%!!!!

I've been hearing songs this year that you initially wouldn't even recognize at christmas songs until you listen to the lyrics. R&B type stuff that sounds like original music with Christmas lyrics. I usually fall asleep listening to a jazz radio station and I hear jazz versions of christmas songs now too. It's getting out of hand.

Is there any way to just nuke Christmas out of existence?
 
I love winter and Yule and to make my friends happy (that's the best part) with fun dinners and gifts, - and you know what, I also love Xmas, but I hate the cheesy, cookie cutter, cheap plastic crap that comes along with it. Talk about individuality, right? It's the same crap every year, and it seems like with each year- it becomes worst and starts earlier... I hate the cheesy songs on the radio, and the dumb Wal-Mart decorations, the tackyness, the horrid old ladies and their xmas sweathers, AHHHHH!.
Other than that, who's in for some of my home made eggnog with extra booze, by my black xmas tree? ;)
 
I like good jazz/blues Christmas music... and Trans-Siberian Orchestra.