I have $1.43

[VangelicSurgeon]

in my checking account
$0.00 in savings
$2.21 in my pocket
and a jar of change at home

 

[Firedwarf]

uh oh.

 

[goatschool]

this weekend can be totally on the cheap, my friend.

 

[minxnim]

wow we're almost even josh. i feel bad for you. it's not fun.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

happily my lunch hangout was perfectly willing to start a tab for me.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

 

[minxnim]

will things get better?
if not, we can start doing drug runs for people to nm for $3000 a shot.

 

[xfer]

yeah, like, how many knotted condoms can you fit in your belly at once?

 

[minxnim]

go away alex.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yeah I get paid on friday but that check is WAYYYY already spent.

 

[xfer]

josh, i will pay you four bucks to defend me!

 

[minxnim]

josh,
that stinks. i hate disappearing checks.

maybe i will hock my gold fronts?

 

[lizard]

I'm poor too. still paying off stuff I put off to send the wife to Germany. but...she comes back next tuesday. on which day should I start frantically cleaning up the house?
or should I leave it for her as a homecoming gift???
(I think not)

 

[chupe666]

call in sick monday/tuesday and do it then. the weekend alone is much too precious to waste cleaning!

 

[azal]

I have 0 in my checking account and 15 dinars in my wallet (56 dinars is a dollar)

and I'm totally embrassed about asking my mom for money again.....

me need job bad

 

[Lethe78]

yeah I get paid on friday but that check is WAYYYY already spent.

I hear that. I actually had to fight with my boss to get him to let me work both days this weekend. WTF?!? I had to fight to work...