I have an epic ass.

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt9zMVjzn90
This sums my feelings up for you.

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Captain Beard]

I estimate I have shat at least a gallon of raw liquid yellowish sewage today. Nothing but, and boy does it feel like I drank some golightly. THAT is epic.

 

[flying_whale]

britney is epic

 

[neal]

she used to be hot before she hatched a bunch of kids

 

[Captain Beard]

And married trailer trash.

 

[El Stormo]

Say what you want about Britney, but the way she looked back then... I'd stick her.

 

[Babykabob]

yeh, she married a trailer trash homeboy, but she's no better...you can take the girl outta the trailer, but you cant take the trailer outta the girl...

 

[Mike]

yeh, she married a trailer trash homeboy, but she's no better...you can take the girl outta the trailer, but you cant take the trailer outta the girl...

are you implying that she stuck a trailer in her vagina?

 

[El Stormo]

are you implying that she stuck a trailer in her vagina?

In her anus. And it hurts every time she takes a dump.

 

[Mike]

well once she gets that fucking trailer out of there then she wont even be able to feel it when she shits

edit: the shilt will just fall out

 

[Anvil]

This is just what she is now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-LMJp8mDMc

 

[El Stormo]

I'd still stick her.