I have found a band that Trent and Ceydn will love

[Goreripper]

Absolute Steel from Norway. Their latest album is called "WomaniZer" and it's like the music of Turbo-era Priest with the lyrics of a second-rate Poison clone. Check out these gems:

From the song "Beer Run"

"We're out of beer (No!)
Let's do a beer run! (Yeah!)
We've got to save the party!"

From "Deeper"

"No need to argue, no need to fight
You're in for a ride girl, better hold on tight
If you're looking for romance, I'm not your guy
Put down that joint girl, I'm a natural high!"

Best. Lyrics. Ever.

 

[The Amazer]

Holy shit, that first song sounds like the greatest song ever written. EVER.

I have to try this band out.

Fukkin' cheers for the heads up!

 

[The Amazer]

Listening to Beer Run now.

This is the greatest song ever written. EVER.

This guy's voice is amazing! And the gang vocals make me shit my pants. Oh man, this is THE song to put on when drinking with your mates. I swear.

Fukkin' so many beers & cheers to you Gorey! this is a fucking HOT tip!

 

[Goreripper]

Yep, "Beerrun" is awesome. And you've got to hear "Juicy Lucy". The most absurd acoustic ballad of all time. Of all time, I tell you!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

This band sounds AWESOME!!!!!!

 

[The Amazer]

Oh man, I downloaded Naughty Nanny as well. That chorus is fucking KILLER!

And I cannot stop playing Beer Run. I'm not joking, it's the best song ever.

 

[Icarus]

Aww I hear it! What is a good program for getting mp3s? I have been meaning to get one for ages but never got around to it.

 

[The Amazer]

I'm not sure, haven't done that in ages.

I just went to their site and downloaded the mp3s they have there:

http://www.absolutesteel.com/

 

[Sydo]

Beer Run is the BESTEST MOTHERFUCKING SONG EVER!!

 

[The Amazer]

^^^ What did I tell ya??!?

 

[Sydo]

 

[Blitzkrieg]

it's like the music of Turbo-era Priest with the lyrics of a second-rate Poison clone.

I love Turbo. I must check this out.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

All I found was a song by Steel Pulse on the Absolute Reggae compilation.

 

[Sydo]

try the website..

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Hah, oh.

 

[The Amazer]

One of the coolest things about this thread, is that a few years back I started a band with a friend named Trent. We called the band "Trentandkaydin". Our one and only song was called "The Great Barrier Riff".

Is that not the best song title ever?

By the way - that Juicy Lucy song is brilliant! It's so emotive and serious and then he just sings "Juicy Lucy!"

 

[Spruce Goose]

Is this a serious band?

Cause they are actually pretty good.
I know the lyrics are a piss take and meant to be fuckin stupid, but the solos in beer run and the riffs and singing are pretty solid... Well up there with alot of cheesey power metal out there

 

[Spruce Goose]

We're out of beer.
NO!
Lets make a beer run.
We've gotta save,
the PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
TOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

 

[Sydo]

We're out of beer.
NO!
Lets make a beer run.
We've gotta save,
the PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
TOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

Awesome isn't it!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

"The Great Barrier Riff"