I have such horrible luck...

I, on the hand, am not beholden to such requirements though I sleep mere feet from where The Dope sleeps, and I can go.
 
yeah..it wasn't even mine....I borrowed it from a friend.

I'll go and see if they found it today....hopefully they did.

so many signs appear to me so clearly and tell me to stop or cut down my drinking....but I just seem to ignore them, much like I ignore the pesky rash on my scrotum.
 
go to doctor's when it gets so sticky that you can't get your undies off. otherwise it's pretty much of normal condition.

greetz
 
My breast started to grow (??)

Is this normal or just bad luck?

And to make this even more hilarious, my new girlfriend allways squeezes them when in ecstasy. :( help me plz