I have the same phone number as the Columbian Embasy

[KoichCPA]

No seriously, I do. I get heaps of calls all asking me about shit about translators and visa's and stuff. I got one this morning, so I checked the phone book and lo and behold, My number is listed as the Embassy of Columbia.

I get some fuckin odd phone calls to, and it takes alot of explaining to convince people I am in fact not the Embassy of Columbia, and most of them have such broken english they are impossible understand anyway.

It's all very weird.

 

[spawn]

Start asking for bribes.

 

[Southy]

tell em that their country denies knowledge of their existence because they are not in the homeland

 

[KoichCPA]

now southy thats a bit mean, would it be wrong for me to exploit the situation in order to hook up with columbian chicks that look like Shakira???

 

[spawn]

Only if you didnt hook the rest of us up too

 

[Southy]

well yeah exploit away but only for the good looking birds

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Just say repeatedly "the shipment will arrive at 1am"

 

[KoichCPA]

Everyone but you spawny

 

[spawn]

Sonovabitch.

 

[KoichCPA]

Just say repeatedly "the shipment will arrive at 1am"

Oh noes, I'm no mixed up in an INternational Drug Cartel.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I was talking about coffee!

 

[Shannow]

Send the embassy a bill with the handling fees from all the phonecalls.

I reckon $20 a pop would be ample compensation for your trouble.

 

[KoichCPA]

It got fixed, no more hysterical ladies yelling Spanish at me.

 

[Goreripper]

Shame about the Shakira-looking chicks, though.

 

[Southy]

Hysterical ladies yelling in Spanish coulda been funny