I have too much time on my hands...

alanbirdsell

That's gonna leave a mark
Dec 13, 2002
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I knew that booking photo reminded me of someone. Makesthe whole munchkin thing make a lot more sense now. And I bet Michael, too, is singing, "If I only had a brain..."

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smylex said:
You know what color he is? He's the "flesh tone" color that you see on Band-Aids!
Actually, he seems to be turning cyan-ish. I can already see the race card coming up with his brother saying this is a lynching. Not sure how they will use
that in this case when he's technically not even a black man anymore?
Either way, in the USA $ = freedom.
That's the creepiest looking mug shot I've seen in a while. :OMG:
 
I believe Micheal Jackson actually died in that Pepsi commercial he did way back when, because he kept his face wrapped in public for years after that and when he came back out, he was a white man having white kids. By the same token, I feel that Tupac Shakur isn't really dead, as he is still releasing an album a year AND doing movies. And they call the metal world weird and strange....
 
Knock Renfield said:
I believe Micheal Jackson actually died in that Pepsi commercial he did way back when, because he kept his face wrapped in public for years after that and when he came back out, he was a white man having white kids. By the same token, I feel that Tupac Shakur isn't really dead, as he is still releasing an album a year AND doing movies. And they call the metal world weird and strange....

Good point...
:erk: ...how scary...
 
You know, if he wasn't so pitiful, I would almost feel sorry for him. But I don't. Have you ever noticed the very creepy resemblance he has to Latoya? I don't know who had the weird ass nose first, but they both have it! I agree with smylex, money=freedom and lot of other shit as well.