i just got volunteered

Do I:

  • not show up for work until after this whole thing is over, claiming chlamydia

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • do it & be really abusive w/ a goal of losing my job so i can follow my destiny and go on AI myself

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • get drunk and pass out 4 minutes into it, only reviving myself enough to vomit on participants

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • buy a cake

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Total voters
    5

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for some work function mini-golf thing where each department creates a golf hole with a theme. evidently our dept's theme is american idol, where each group of golfers that come through the hole has to sing something and be judged. i was volunteered to be simon.
also, beer is involved.
 
i would like to point out that while these jerks were planning this stupid thing for an hour i was at my desk working on something that had to get done today. and that's what i get?