given the choice of either opening my mouth in disbelief, sighing, or laughing i would probably choose laughing but you can bet there would be a slight tear forming on the inside for diamond dave.
the weirdest part was that after that he said something about having 5 shots of starbucks and laughed like a little schoolgirl. i hope i never hear that again.
At the record store I work at he is in the comedy section. Its fitting, and even when the district manager came by... no complaints. Its pretty much as universally agreed open as Glitter being a horror movie.