I just saw a new movie ad

[Mxgonzo]

On 6/06/06 Brokebackwood is releasing a remake of "The Omen"
Have they no shame??uke:

 

[schenkadere]

On 6/06/06 Brokebackwood is releasing a remake of "The Omen"
Have they no shame??uke:

Really...everything is a fucking remake. The only new story to come out in years has to be about fucking gay cowboys.

 

[Salvatore]

The only good remake to come out lately was the new Dawn of the dead.
The faster zombies added an extra element to it. The original is still my favorate though. The new The Hills Have Eyes may have potential.

 

[schenkadere]

The only good remake to come out lately was the new Dawn of the dead.
The faster zombies added an extra element to it. The original is still my favorate though. The new The Hills Have Eyes may have potential.

It does look pretty cool, but it's sad that's there such a lack of original ideas and creativity. It's all regurgitated crap and we eat it up...it says a lot about us as media consumers.

 

[Jurched]

The only good remake to come out lately was the new Dawn of the dead.

The british remake titled "Shawn of the Dead" was hella-cool and fuckin awesome. I hadn't enjoyed a comedy horror so much since "Army of Darkness."

Jurched

 

[Jurched]

Really...everything is a fucking remake. The only new story to come out in years has to be about fucking gay cowboys.

Even that cocksucking cowboy flick ain't new! Remember, it s an ADAPTED screenplay!

As soon as I heard about this Brokeback bullshit, I suddenly recalled a SOUTH PARK episode about the Film Festival that comes to town.


STAN: "Cool, a film festival!"

CARTMAN: "Aww, I don't see what all fuss is about. Independent films are always about gay cowboys eating pudding!"

STAN: "Are not, fat ass!"

CARTMAN: "Are too!"

WENDY: "Stan, do you wanna go to the film festival with me?"

STAN: "Sure!"

In the theatre.

COWBOY 1: "Say Clem, this sure is tasty pudding."

COWBOY 2: "Sure is, Roger. Say, wanna make out?"

COWBOY 1: "Sure do, Clem!"

Groping and kissing cowboys.

STAN: "Aww sick! Cartman was right!"

And I thought that was a fuckin joke! Now this shit wins goddamn oscars! Funny how life imitates obscene art.

Jurched

 

[Vinnie Cappuccino]

I love obscene art!

I call this one "buy or Die" I was inspired by Tman's Avatar, nothin funner than havin a gun pointed at ya eh! The croch jesus I found on the street, and I knew I had to use it!

 

[bobo'c]

Shaun of the dead rulez man.