i just sent those fucks who denied my parking ticket appeal a letter

[xfer]

in which i threatened to cut off all my alumni donations to Boston College (I have donated $0.00 so far) and chastised them for giving me the excuse of "You couldn't have gotten a ticket in error because we don't make mistakes."

 

[Greg B.]

I got one for "impeding street cleaning" and still can't find the sign notifying me that there's street cleaning. Of course I've only driven half the length of the street (FYI it's main street and runs the length of town basically)

 

[azal]

My brother once got out of a handicapped parking ticket by telling the officer it was because of his extremely heavy penis. Either the cop thought it was funny or wanted it in his buns yo.