I lost my Iron Chef battle

[xfer]

I made this Indian dish that's like palak plus red cabbage. it's delicious but nobody likes it except for me. I was the only non-lesbian at the Iron Chef party for almost two hours and they mandated that everyone named their dish something vagina-related (palak pusSY was my choice). the winner was some lameo lime ice cream. (the theme ingredient was spinach OR lime).

lame!

 

[azal]

I question alex's heterosexuality more and more with each passing day.

 

[xfer]

I thought straight men were supposed to like lesbians.

 

[azal]

haha

 

[mindspell]

If nobody likes it except for you then it is no surprise it lost. Try to appeal to your audience is what I say.

Yeah but homosexual men like lesbians even more... sisters in teh gay!

 

[xfer]

well why do you think I called it PALAK PUSSEE!

 

[mindspell]

Because it was menstrual fluid-red? Not very subtle dude...

 

[xfer]

it was actually pretty much black.

 

[NAD]

So what was the vag-based name for the winning dish? Was there labia involved?

 

[xfer]

the girl who brought the winning dish showed up late and therefore missed the pussifying of dish names! it was just lime ice cream.

freaking figures that a bunch of BABEZ would vote for the ICE CREAM.

 

[mindspell]

You should've done the sorbet recipe I gave you... you would've won.

 

[xfer]

NOT VEGAN

 

[mindspell]

Nobody would've noticed...

 

[mindspell]

I should try it by using a bit of oil to help with the emultion...

 

[Astral Poetry]

did any of the girls kiss after they lost?

 

[xfer]

I dunno, I had to leave to go to another party before the votes were counted.

 

[Astral Poetry]

that's weak alex

 

[Steve]

Try this if you have an SA account:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1787127

 

[deadair]

wait... steves back?

 

[Steve]

I randomly show up on UM, but I'm not really "back" at any point. I'm also not anywhere near as annoying as I used to be on the forums.