I must share this

[Mindless Cracker]

my beautiful new cello

 

[xfer]

my roommate-who-watches-reality-TV was telling me last night that i guess there was an episode of the Newlyweds show where they were doing Valentine's Day stuff, and Jessica Simpson was telling everyone how she hired "a violinist!" and then the camera cut to this dude playing cello and she's like "see! a violin!"

nice, btw.

 

[Space Ghost]

How much was it? And can I have it? C'mon, don't be a square.

 

[Mindless Cracker]

it's around 2800, I'm renting it for 40 dollars a month right now, I got a great deal from the principal violinist of the sacramento philharmonic.

and me, a square? who's the one with the cello, 6-face?

 

[Space Ghost]

I was about to comment on that fact that Philharmonicas are squares because they're a rip off of regular harmonicas, but those thingies (I think that's the technical term for them) sticking out at the bottom where the ball end of the strings go kinda remind me of those crazy spikey black metal wrist accessories, which would make your cello = metal \m/m/m\ and not the property of a square.

But then again, everyone knows black metal garb is for losers. (oooh)

Aw heck who am I kidding, I'm just a Jealous Jeffery.