i never thought about a skunk ape's erection before.

[screwdriverqueen]

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2003-02-12&nav=VIEW&id=YRR4975E070030212


February 12, 2003 - Wireless Flash
Skunk Ape Flashings Arousing Attention In Everglades

OCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a news flash: An exhibitionist Bigfoot is arousing attention in the Everglades.
That's the naked truth according to RV Park owner David Shealy, who says a "skunk ape" recently flashed two Swedish women who were fishing near a river.

Shealy says the witnesses told him the smelly creature suddenly appeared out of the bushes near their rental car and started growling while sniffing the air strangely.

The women feared for their lives but Shealy says they were more concerned about being sexually assaulted because the Skunk Ape had an erection measuring more than 12 inches long.

Luckily, once the creature got his jollies, he disappeared back in the bushes and the ladies drove off in a huff.

Still, Shealy expects more exposures in the near-future. He says it's almost Skunk Ape mating season and the creatures are attracted to the scent of menstruation.

 

[FuSoYa]

That is a huge peen. Here are some other florida animals with huge peens:

 

[The Dope]

I get the feeling that Toby has been looking for an excuse to post a weenie-baby picture for a long time and found it hard to resist grabbing the opportunity.

 

[xfer]

There are several documented case of ape-rapes, especially in Africa, but they're often downplayed or outright covered up.

(man, I just set azal right the fuck up, didn't I?)

 

[azal]

I never go for the really easy ones dude.

 

[The Dope]

Originally posted by The Dope
I get the feeling that Toby has been looking for an excuse to post a weenie-baby picture for a long time and found it hard to resist grabbing the opportunity.

No? Nothing? I thought you people enjoyed subtle penile references.

 

[Baliset]

i think you went too subtle there. i personally would have said grasping, groping, or even fondling.

 

[FuSoYa]

but it was definitely HARD to resist.

ok ok.

 

[The Dope]

See, I thought putting the words "long" and "hard" in all caps would be too obvious.