i really have to pee and no one is avaiable to watch the fornt desk whilst i do it

[Baliset]

this is friggin agonizing.

but i stare at my half dranken bottles of gatorade and aquafina and realize i will drink some more as i am a glutton for punishment.

 

[minxnim]

well, drink all the stuff and the pee in the bottle.

 

[Baliset]

there is no need anymore. God bless the admin asst. for stepping up and providing some coverage while i ran across the hall.

 

[xfer]

now, greg, you know what i felt like on that Ill-Fated Drive In Connecticut.

 

[minxnim]

phew.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

man I stopped finding people to cover for me like a year ago.

 

[lizard]

this thread is like...deja voodoo, kinda.

I'm sitting in my cube and I've gotta pee, but this hot chick Monica is coming by to drop off a cd to be burned, and I can't leave yet.

plus my bottle of refrigerated Aberfoyle water is sitting in front of me, beads of condensation slowly rolling down the outside, creating tiny pools of water glistening in the artificial light.

oh mighty subliminal pee signals, get behind me, satan!

 

[xfer]

pee on Monica.

 

[lizard]

somehow, the appeal of golden showers has escaped me

I can't vouch for her tho. she's a wildcat.

 

[FuSoYa]

now, greg, you know what i felt like on that Ill-Fated Drive In Connecticut.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[FuSoYa]

also i was thinking yesterday, they have nicotine patches (nicoderm) and nicotine gum (nicorette) to help people to stop smoking. And if you drink a lot of water when you are quitting you pee a lot... your body is expelling the nicotine in your body. Well that means your pee is nicotine rich. So maybe your nictoine-rich pee could then help people (esp. those who like golden showers) to quit smoking by getting peed on, i.e.: Nicopee.

 

[lizard]

sure, a tall frosty glass of Nicopee could take the edge of those nasty cig cravings. plus you'd then become really groovy like those old indian dudes who drink their own urine.

 

[FuSoYa]

frosty? no no no, it needs to be warm and sitting out for a little while so it grows that weird fuzzy cloud in it. You know the one.

 

[xfer]

like how those women in jail would vomit out their methadone dose and sell their bottled vomit to the other inmates?

 

[lizard]

hmmm...who knows what the healing properties of cloudy room temperature urine could be. perhaps it could even cure the deep wounds of hate and allow former enemies to become as one...

 

[xfer]

also, i want to know what fusoyas HAHAHA post said before he edited it.

 

[FuSoYa]

i put

 

[xfer]

what an anticlimax.