i swear to god im never drinking again

[Raven_1]

it was my best mates birthday last night woke up this moring in a field next to windsor castle being woken up by some old guy walking his dog 5 minutes away from being mounted by a swan

 

[Raven_1]

oh and my face was coverd in choclate well i hope it was choclate

 

[little miss messiah]

I'm guessing you werent hungry enuff to give yer chin a tentative lick then

 

[MattBlack]

eww. How'd you know the swan was on his first attempt?

 

[Peter Day]

worse still, how do you now the swan wasn't waiting around to say thanks for last night!!!!....

 

[Diamond Dave]

Not going to risk Campstock then?

 

[Tony]

What is booze??? Never heard of it guvna.

 

[little miss messiah]

Was the swan having a post coital Marlboro?

 

[Raven_1]

Originally posted by little miss messiah
I'm guessing you werent hungry enuff to give yer chin a tentative lick then

no im saving that for you

 

[Raven_1]

Originally posted by MattBlack
eww. How'd you know the swan was on his first attempt?

actually people were asking why i was walkng like john wayne