i think i need some henchmen

[minxnim]

you know. to take care of my dirty work. i'd make them cookies and stuff if they'd kill of my enemies like, once a week.

 

[deadair]

i'm in

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

me too, for cookies!

 

[deadair]

dood, i make cookies.

why don't you want any of my cookies?

 

[xfer]

It sucks that the modern world has moved away from a henchman-based system. How fun would it be to be called "MY LORD"?

"Warwick, mail my student loan payment!"

"YES, MY LORD!"

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
It sucks that the modern world has moved away from a henchman-based system. How fun would it be to be called "MY LORD"?

"Warwick, mail my student loan payment!"

"YES, MY LORD!"

this might be the best post on this board so far...

(high five)

 

[minxnim]

i won't outright say that my cookies are way better, but they have the approval of many very fat hungry people.

 

[deadair]

ok, me and preppy are going to have a cookie bake off...


at some point.

 

[minxnim]

hopefully by then i will have some henchmen so that if you win, i can just have them pummel you.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by the_preppy
hopefully by then i will have some henchmen so that if you win, i can just have them pummel you.

Now this thread has both of the best posts on the board to date.

This is amuch-anticipated bake off, I must say!

 

[xfer]

"Let's just say they'll put a cookie-eating grin on your face."

 

[deadair]

i can send cookies to josh, and he can pass them around motW practice (not that you guys ever practice)

you do the same preppy... and well see, well see.


(note -- i'm mobbed up... so i do have henchmen... in a way)

 

[minxnim]

p.s. my henchmen are vegan, and very picky.

 

[deadair]

aaahhhh crap... would i have to make vegan cookies?

if so, i am soooo out.
meat is in every cookie recipe i have...

snickdoodles with little chucks of pork in it. you haven't lived until you've eaten one of my porkerdoodles

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

GOOGLE IMG SEARCH for "meat cookies"

FIRST RESULT

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

JAKE AND HIS BAKING TRAYZZZ

 

[deadair]

I'M READY.... BRING IT OOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!

 

[xfer]

If British people have "biscuits" instead of "cookies", WHAT DO THEY EAT WITH BUTTER AT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN?

 

[deadair]

well, see.... what they do.... is they..... well, (mind is blown)

 

[minxnim]

i dunno dude. make non vegan cookies of you want but me and my cronies won't be touching them with a ten foot pole.