i totally just filled out a 39-question sheet about my sexual and disease history!

[chupe666]

giving blood is the c001est.

 

[chupe666]

also, i avoided eating much of anything so as to experience much swirling and dizziness (akin to the new kayo dot cover, only with more color), but feel normal, not unlike standing in line at the grocery store with a kid poking me in the arm. I do, however, have a cool sticker that says "BE NICE TO ME - i gave blood today."



SEM1 UNAPPRECIAT0 (the sticker keeps it from MUCH0 UNAPPRECIAT0).

 

[lizard]

drink a few brewskis!

 

[AndICried]

I wish I had your avator (666). It pwnz all. What is it? It looks Captain Beefhearty.

 

[avi]

plz post answers, thx

 

[chupe666]

yeah, they said wait 4 hrs to drink alcohol and like an hour or two to smoke. what a timeto be a non-smoker! and i wish i still had that 6-er at my desk. although with no bottle opener, i'd only be frustrated.

 

[FrostGiant]

You can open up bottles with a cigarette lighter.

 

[chupe666]

it's a pic of marty feldman. i'm guessing it's from mel brook's silent movie, but not sure.

 

[chupe666]

 

[kleo706]

What besides Mel Brooks films did marty Feldman do exactly?

 

[FrostGiant]

Marty Friedman?

 

[chupe666]

http://www.cmgww.com/stars/feldman/

 

[Baliset]

i am going to give blood on saturday!

 

[chupe666]

my arm smells like a box of condoms.

 

[kleo706]

I feel your pain Chupe. My arm often smells like lube and vagina.

 

[Steve]

I have enough cuts without giving blood...

and I legally can't...

 

[Reanna]

"Have you had unprotected gay sex with anyone since 1977?"

That question is by far one of the most interesting ones on the papers. I had to fill one out in school last year to give blood, but ended up being underweight.

 

[Steve]

answer yes

 

[chupe666]

you go through all of that, they test your iron level, and then they give you this paper with two UPC stickers on it- one for YES and one for NO and you have to take a sticker and put it on the form saying you believe they should actually use your blood. then the other sticker you put on another piece of paper so they don't know which one you put on the form saying whether they should use it. it's all cryptic- like, "Oh, i went through all this testing and stuff and now i feel guilty because i lied on the questions about my sexual past and think you shouldn't use my blood so this is the easiest way for me to get out of it without looking like an ass."

the brownies were good, but a bit gooey.

 

[Steve]

Last time I did charity work they had damn good brownies