I want to get rid of my faghat name

MajestikMøøse

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and I have no idea what to change it to. Everything I think up is cliched, and I don't really want to make my name on UM the same as my real name because that would be gay and stuff (although if I had a really kickass name like Jormundgur I wouldn't mind).

suggestions please.
 
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