I was a teenage necrophiliac.

[PeeWee1473]

It's true. That was so very hard to get out, but it's been a long time coming.

 

[Static]

So was I!

Wanna meet!?

 

[PeeWee1473]

I would love to. The local morgue or graveyard would do nicely. And bring your K-Y jelly.

 

[Black Dragon]

Bah, necropedophiles are more tr00, gr1m, and n3cr0

 

[Static]

Gay Necrobeastialitypedophiles like to have sex with dead infant animals of the opposite sex.


Eww.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Detraphiliacs are far more tr00....

 

[Embers Astray]

I would love to. The local morgue or graveyard would do nicely. And bring your K-Y jelly.

...But, wouldn't either one of you have to be dead, well to at least enjoy each other's company...you aren't planning on killing him, right?

 

[PeeWee1473]

...But, wouldn't either one of you have to be dead, well to at least enjoy each other's company...you aren't planning on killing him, right?

No, that's why we're meeting at a graveyard or morgue. Unless we meet in the Rue Morgue, then I will have to murder him......(chuckles at own cleverness)