i was just told

What the hell is Nanny 911?

What's a book?

Seriously though, I started Salman Rushdi's Fury and just can't get into it.... I am a quarter of the way through and it is becoming painful to read... hopefully it'll change in a bit.
 
Nanny 911 is this reality show where they get this expensive British nanny to come into an American household full of kids who are pretending to misbehave for a week and tell the parents (who are pretending to be bad parents) how to change their parenting.
 
there is this new reality show about fashion designers. Project Runaway.

Well the really, really, really, flamboyantly gay contestant "Austin the Artist" went to high school with me.