I'd be rather shot instead!!

[GeertSamuel]

Gotta learn this freakin "Jai ho" dance...
Gay as a fatherfucker... this dance...

Got a wedding of friends tomorrow and apperently 40 other numbnuts learned this dance and I gotta go with it....please someone...shoot me!!!

It's not that I can't dance...but I just dislike it...damnit

 

[Stillborn]

Don't do it ! It's a trap ! You'll end up on youtube !

 

[Jackal_Strain]

I feel for you, dude!
Resist! Refuse!

 

[Chryst Krispies]

REFUSE! RESIST!

DON'T DO IT STOTCH!

 

[Notuern]

YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN! DON'T DO IT!


Seriously, i get so pissed of by those gay things that i leave when they start doing them.. its like when you get invited to a party, and it turns out that there are this 25-30 year olds playing pictionary or charades, i just leave.. i cant even stand to watch it!
I honestly think i have a phobia for these kind of things!

 

[kev]

Don't do it ! It's a trap ! You'll end up on youtube !

 

[Zack Uidl]

no way i would do that! i have never even danced in my life, and that just seems like it would be a terrible start

 

[slashvanyoung]

The few times I danced in my life ended (almost) in catastrophes... One time I broke my leg and ankle (basically everything ruptured), ruining the thing forever... and the last time I danced - last Tuesday night - I almost fell out of a 5th story window.

I suck.

 

[Pot]

it´s simple dude...just go outside for a good while for a cig and booze....come after their gayperformance

 

[Metaltastic]

No no no dude, this should not be looked upon as an obligation, but an OPPORTUNITY - namely, to get absolutely obliterated and make a complete fool of yourself out there, ruining that stupid dance for everyone else

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Drop trou and then do it!

Maybe that will get them to stop?

 

[jrt12]

you realize you'll never be the same again. people will look at you differently after that. you'll feel dirty and cheap. and the mere smell of curry will give nightmares.

and yes, inevitably someone will upload a video to youtube. and it will never be erased. how will you explain it to your kids, when they see their father... degraded like that?

 

[KeithTidd]

just go use the bathroom when they do it, say you had to shit.

 

[Fifth_Horseman]

just go use the bathroom when they do it, say you had to shit.

... or vomit.

 

[Jevil]

Be anarchic, when they do that retarded dance, you should do some air guitar and headbanging (or gangbanging if possible).
Everybody will get amazed and amused.
You'll be the king of Youtube.

 

[Metaltastic]

Be anarchic, when they do that retarded dance, you should do some air guitar and headbanging (or gangbanging if possible).
Everybody will get amazed and amused.
You'll be the king of Youtube.

 

[Pot]

Be anarchic, when they do that retarded dance, you should do some air guitar and headbanging (or gangbanging if possible).
Everybody will get amazed and amused.
You'll be the king of Youtube.

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