If I grow forelocks but am a goyim, will orth. jews think i'm disrespectful?

[FuSoYa]

So far, if I pull them straight, they go down past my jawline, but when I let go and they curl back up again, they only reach to about the bottom of my ear. These things take FOREVER to grow. It's cool though, if I like grease them, they get all slick and curly and it's like a i have a french weightlifter's moustachio, but coming from the sides of my head.

 

[avi]

Some orthodox Jews think wearing shorts is disrespectful. I wouldn't worry about it, unless they start throwing stones.

 

[xfer]

toby, i dont think you need to worry about what orthodox jews think, unless you want to stop eating pork and wearing black altogether.

 

[FalseTodd]

unless you want to stop eating pork and wearing black altogether.

"This xfer knows not of what he speaks, oh Lord"

Besides Toby, maybe it's time for a new direction:

 

[xfer]

man, the disapproval on that dude's face is palpable.

 

[FalseTodd]

Did y'all hear about the deep Semitic shit Leonard Nimoy got himself into with his new book of photographs? Don't fuck with dem jews.

 

[xfer]

didn't he photograph some HOT JEW GIRL with phylacteries in her cooch or something?

 

[avi]

Originally posted by xfer
didn't he photograph some HOT JEW GIRL with phylacteries in her cooch or something?

tell me more!

 

[xfer]

OK, I looked into it:

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The Federation has dumped Mr. Spock.

Not the United Federation of Planets, though. The Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle has canceled an appearance by Leonard Nimoy over a dispute concerning nude images in the former "Star Trek" actor's new art-photography book.

"I'm shocked by it," Nimoy said, following what he described as an "unpleasant" conversation with the federation's director, Barry Goren. "It may be an anomaly. I hope it is. We have not had this kind of reaction anyplace else."

"Shekhina" features ethereal black-and-white images of women — some of whom are partially dressed or nude — based on the Kabbalah, a form of Jewish mysticism.
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[avi]

that's hardly anything like sticking tefillin in your hoo-ha

some people are so uptight. If they knew anything, they'd know that kabbalah is extremely sexual.

 

[FalseTodd]

I think it had more to do with women wearing tefillin in the first place....the nakedness did not help.

 

[avi]

yeah, I can see how naked women in tefillin could upset some Jews. carry on.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

i want photos of these so called forelocks.

 

[The Dope]

If motW went Jewish on us....hmmm.....

 

[xfer]

klezmer-metal superstars MAUDLIN OF THE WELLBERG

 

[avi]

check out Finntroll for some polka-metal hybrid