If I may make some observations between Maiden and Hinder...

[Bryan316]

I would like to compare the quality of ROCK between Iron Maiden and Hinder, from a strictly visual analysis of posture in proportions to awesomeness.



Example #1

If you rock, you need to spread your legs to let the ol' kibbles n bits breathe a bit.



Example #2

If you rock, you don't hold your wrist limp like you're performing in the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy.



Carry on.



My wayward son.

 

[yardleybates]

chuckle chuckle

ridiculous!

chuckle chuckle

 

[RiffDaemon]

Perfect

 

[Jibrille]

Example #2 of Maiden always gets "Can You Hear the People Sing" from Les Miserables in my head.

 

[sh0kr0k]

Only two examples? Surely you can get more mileage out of this, Bryan.

 

[Kenso]

i love how high def the maiden pics are and how shitty the hinder ones are hahaha, its kind of like a 409 commercial, where the "generic brand" side of the tv is so dull and grey

 

[Bryan316]

Ripped those pics from Youtube videos. Because I can't find any official Hinder still pics of that fairy striking that exact cross-legged loser pose.

And I didn't even expect to find that limp-wristed scene! He just kinda swats at a fly or mosquito in that video, and I had to rewind it and laugh again and again.



Uh oh.... more limp-wristed shots!!!

PUT YOUR HAND DOWN I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY CHANGE YOU FUCKING BUM

My hair only comes down to here cuz I'm pathetic.

Ahh yes! The Wall of Douchebags lives on!

I knew there was a good reason I should despise this band.

 

[Bryan316]

WHAT IN THE BLEEDING ASSHOLE IS THIS?????

Tammy... if you EVER see me posing with either of my bands, and holding their hands or gently caressing their forearms near their crotch...

YOU HAVE FULL PERMISSION TO TERMINATE MY LIFE.

 

[Bryan316]

Or wearing mustard colored slacks, for any reason whatsoever.

 

[Bryan316]

HEY EVERYBODY! CHEER ME ON WHILE I GIVE HIM THE ROB HALFORD TREATMENT IN THE POOPER!!!

 

[Jibrille]

Or wearing mustard colored slacks, for any reason whatsoever.

What about the machine gun bullet belt?

 

[sh0kr0k]

Much better Bryan! Keep going - this is great! Maybe we can start a "caption this" thread and make witty jokes about band pictures

Also, well-noted about the band pics, Bryan! *loads gun.. then puts it away because she knows he would never take such a grotesque picture*

Yellow slacks? Bullet belt? WHAT ABOUT THE SHINY SCARF?!?!?! That's the worst part >_<





.......then again, you should see 90% of the bands I listen to.

 

[Rycher]

Before you make fun of someone wearing yellow pants, you should remember that Maiden haven't always been the pinnacle of fashion themselves:

Not to mention the colored and striped spandex and Bruce's cod-pieces during the 80's were pretty questionable as well...

 

[sh0kr0k]

Sorry Bryan but you just got pwnd on the yellow pants thing.

And I guess Bruce's shiny shirt pwns my "wtf scarf" thing...

Plus a bullet belt isn't all that far off from a studded belt---

Come to think of it, Hinder's outfit is almost a rip-off!

But does Bruce save points for doing it waaay back in the old skool and not today?
What a quandry

 

[edgeofthorns]

LMAO....very nice!

~Brian~

 

[Bryan316]

No no no no no.


Yellow tights = rock star

Mustard slacks = Stuck in the 70's and refuses to break free




Oh and for the record.... I'd TOTALLY rock out the striped tights.

 

[FatesFan]

Before you make fun of someone wearing yellow pants, you should remember that Maiden haven't always been the pinnacle of fashion themselves:

Not to mention the colored and striped spandex and Bruce's cod-pieces during the 80's were pretty questionable as well...

LOL.....I got the Live after Death DVD for father’s day and my daughter asked “why are they wearing those costumes”?

 

[Ruthven]

Hinder's biggest crime is sounding like Theory of a Deadman while claiming that they are in the tradition of '80's hard rock.

 

[Cheiron]

I thought Hinder was the Creed soundalike?

 

[Prog_Muse]

I lol'd til I wee'd.
For the record, part of being ROCK means you can sport the bumblebee spandex.