if the Great Brain were around today he would have had his pants sued off.

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* Getting Mr. Standish fired after framing him as an alcoholic?

* Tricking two kids into getting lost in Skeleton Cave?

* The mumps?? Can you say BIOWARFARE?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

TOUR DE FORCE THREAD!!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

- The Chute-the-Chute? Reckless endangerment anybody?

 

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haha yeah NO SHIT, that thing alone would have bankrupted the Fitzgerald family coffers.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

this thread needs more appreciation

 

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i wish there were more Great Brain pics scanned in online.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Who would win in a battle of the wits? Encyclopedia Brown or the Great Brain? I say the Great Brain would mop up the floor with Encyclopedia.

 

[avi]

I can't believe you nerds remember this stuff

 

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the great brain for SURE. Encyclopedia Brown was such a little priss. OH I'M GOING TO CONVICT YOU OF A CRIME BECAUSE YOU FILED YOUR NAILS AFTER GETTING OUT OF THE BATH WHICH NO WOMAN WOULD EVER DO! versus the Great Brain manipulating a pack of kids into taking up squaw wrestling solely so the one-legged kid could crush them at it.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

holy shit that was such a good one! Remember Frankie? Of course you do.

 

[deadair]

i have no fucking clue what this thread is about

 

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man, all of those stories were just awesome. the series didn't even jump the shark when they went away to boarding school in Salt Lake City!

 

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OH MY GOD JAKE HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!

must...resist...clueless post...on thread about 'great brain'...by jake...

 

[deadair]

that is why i used the "target" pic smart guy... geez

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Jake, it's about these things called "books" which you may or may not be familiar with...they are comprised of pages with words on them, that, when read in the right order, make up what we like to call "stories."

 

[deadair]

so, it was a series of books... ok, good to know.

now, was that so hard?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

not at all my good man!

Alex totally! The boarding school ones were fuckin great. They made me REALLY crave candy bars though.

 

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haha, yeah, and, weirdly, fried chicken! (remember when he's selling that shit on the train? i was on a fried chicken kick for like 10 months!)