If you have a second to spare...

[Spiff]

Please call the following number:

1902 5555 61

Cheers.

 

[Goreripper]

Who is that for again? Mr Arrogant?

 

[Spiff]

Yep.

 

[Goreripper]

Cool. But I'll text instead. I have a 1900 bar on my phone.

 

[Spiff]

I'd text but I'm useless at it. I voted for Chanel last year on Australian Idol 20 times until I realised I'd sent it to the wrong number.

 

[Mark]

 

[Winmar]

Are we talking that Sausage Rolls dude on BB?

 

[salty]

Hot Dogs is gone man.

He's talking about Dean.

 

[Spiff]

 

[The Amazer]

Hahaha, 52%

Why'd Glenn have to go?

Timmy better win now. The only one's I like now are Timmy, Vesna and Greg's okay when he's not being a gay pussy boy.

I CANNOT STAND CHRISTIE OR RITA. GET THEM. THE FUCK OUT.

 

[Icarus]

Christie has one of the most awful faces I have ever seen. It is hideous!

 

[Spiff]

Yyyyyyyyyup!

 

[Winmar]

Is she the blond chick who thought she was the complete package, and often walks around with her tits out? If so, yeah, she is hideous.

 

[salty]

You are correct.

The complete package...10 months past its used by date and all fucked up and off jammed up the back of the fridge behind the jar of pickled onions.

 

[Moon Childagain]

Oh man, this is one of the things that scares me to death about becoming even a little bit well-known. People can be pretty cruel.

Do you think you are more harsh about Christie because she carried on about being the complete package?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

She looks A LOT like a girl I know that I went to high school with.

 

[KoichCPA]

Do you think you are more harsh about Christie because she carried on about being the complete package?

No, it's mostly because she is a half-retarded bint with a face like a jew's anus.

 

[Southy]

you look a jew's anus'?

 

[Spiff]

The thing is that I've seen some pretty ugly people in my time, and Christie would be in the top two or three. That's got nothing to do with the rest of her body or whether or not she's well-known. She looks like a cross between Mark Carroll and Ron Perlman (when he did the "Beauty and the Beast" TV series).

Christie:

Mark Carroll:

Ron Perlman:

 

[Mark]

She doesn't look too bad. I guess she's more minging when she's moving around, huh?