I'm a creationist now
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Duuuuuude that's about as retarded as it can possibly get
love the first comment though
"What do you do when your daughter is pregnant and claims she hasn't slept with anyone? ...
Start a religion."
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Damn Christians!
hoehlentroll
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greyskull
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"Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes"
errrrrrr....
where was he from again??
"The current dominant opinion among historians and scientists is that he most likely a Galilean Jew and thus would have features which resemble modern-day persons of Middle Eastern or Semitic descent." - thanks wikipedai!
errrrrrr....
where was he from again??
"The current dominant opinion among historians and scientists is that he most likely a Galilean Jew and thus would have features which resemble modern-day persons of Middle Eastern or Semitic descent." - thanks wikipedai!
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Damn Christians!
hoehlentroll
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That comic was great NilsWhat YHWH though?
I don't know, I'm curious too. Just found the pic by googling t-rex vs. jesus
I thought it might be short for "Yahweh" - but I just couldn't see why they left out the vowels...
^ stems from Yod He Vau He if anybody is interested in cabbalism.
as this thread had the word creation in it, this is worth an edit:
http://www.thenewcall.org/ri_yin_yang_pg2.htm
as this thread had the word creation in it, this is worth an edit:
http://www.thenewcall.org/ri_yin_yang_pg2.htm
Moonlight_Seeker
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- According to a 2001 Gallup poll, about 59% of Americans believe that "God created humans and dinosaurs pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so."
Is this true??
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
So if I kill a dinosaur will I go to heaven and have sex with 30 virgins?
- The disciples of the Messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ Himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
Oho let's see that!
John 3:14
As the snake was lifted up by Moses in the waste land, even so it is necessary for the Son of man to be lifted up:
Ah but of course hehehe.
Is this true??
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
So if I kill a dinosaur will I go to heaven and have sex with 30 virgins?
- The disciples of the Messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ Himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
Oho let's see that!
John 3:14
As the snake was lifted up by Moses in the waste land, even so it is necessary for the Son of man to be lifted up:
Ah but of course hehehe.
Good god, 59%? All I can say is I hope not, but to be clear, that's not evenly distributed around the country - in the area known as "Megalopolis" (the Eastern seaboard stretching from Washington DC up to Boston), I can't believe it'd be more than 10%, and the same with the west coast. As for what we coasters refer to as "the flyover", though, that's another story (to quote the Onion, "America's heartland is best enjoyed in a reclining seat at 10,000 feet" )
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Eddy
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Squib (Wikipedia):
"A squib is a brief satirical or witty piece of writing or speech, like a lampoon, or a short, sometimes humorous piece in a newspaper or magazine, used as a filler. It can be intended to ignite thinking and discourse by others on topics of theoretical importance - e.g., see MIT Press's journal, Linguistic Inquiry, but is often less substantial than this and just humorous (see Daily Squib.)"
"A squib is a brief satirical or witty piece of writing or speech, like a lampoon, or a short, sometimes humorous piece in a newspaper or magazine, used as a filler. It can be intended to ignite thinking and discourse by others on topics of theoretical importance - e.g., see MIT Press's journal, Linguistic Inquiry, but is often less substantial than this and just humorous (see Daily Squib.)"
yea, that's conclusive, which sect of christianity shall i join now?! haha.
i'm guessing they say YHWH because the comic writer is in someway religious, or was brought up religiously (and at a guess, jewish). a lot of religious folk are under the impression that writing gods name (or even god) is offensive/disrespectful to him, and so write g-d or YHWH, or something similar.
just in case anyone was wondering
thanks,
i'm guessing they say YHWH because the comic writer is in someway religious, or was brought up religiously (and at a guess, jewish). a lot of religious folk are under the impression that writing gods name (or even god) is offensive/disrespectful to him, and so write g-d or YHWH, or something similar.
just in case anyone was wondering
thanks,
