I'm bored.

[Russ L]

I'm the chairman of the bored.

Entertain me.

 

[Russ L]

I know four of you have looked at this.

Somebody say something.

 

[musicholic]

Iggy Pop is "the chairman of the bored". You could be CEO.

 

[Russ L]

#I'm a lengthy monologue
I'm living like a dog
I'm bored...#

 

[Russ L]

Ah, nuts to all of you then.

 

[MetalManCPA]

OK OK - I just woke up, and I'm not bored. So, what should I say to the chairman of the bored?

Snap out of it?
Get your finger out of your nose?

Get on with it man - there must be something you can do!!