I'm doctor of Immortality!!!

[Lasse Lammert]

just sayin'

 

[Jevil]

CONGRATS!


But they win:

 

[Lasse Lammert]

Haha, no doubt

 

[ratsapprentice]

Please sate the services you provide, territories you cover and prices at least.
I mean, you think I'm going to choose you as my personal doctor of immortality just on the merit of a certificate?
Please.

You'll need to do more than that to intice me sir.

:Smug:

 

[Lasse Lammert]

But I'm a doctor!!
Of Immortality!

 

[Skinny Viking]

what the shit did I just miss?

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

Holy shit I needed a good laugh, and this was just the ticket

 

[TesticleMilkshake]

So is your semen magical or something?

 

[Lasse Lammert]

That's what I tell the girls at least

 

[Jevil]

I was curious about all this shit and I've found this. I don't understand a fuck but anyway...

http://www.doktortitel-kaufen.net/doktortitel-kaufen/index.html

Is it some kind of University of the Weird or something?


EDIT: I've found it in english:
http://www.honorary-doctor.net/

 

[Skinny Viking]

So is your semen magical or something?

don't know about his but here is a pic of one of my sperm magnified 1000 X

 

[Lasse Lammert]

Haha, awesome

 

[mts1979]

hahahahahaha, Miami

 

[DanLights]

uhm, what the hell's that all about?

 

[Arsenu,]

don't know about his but here is a pic of one of my sperm magnified 1000 X

made my day!

 

[LeSedna]

Damn, Ola is a Six Feet Under now but it's nothing compared to being a badass DOCTOR of IMMORTALITY ! like, for ever

 

[LeSedna]

As the purchase of a doctoral degree elevates you to having an MLDC honorary Ph.D. appellation attached to your name, we may reasonably expect you to live up to the ethics the title presumes—i.e. projecting in your personal life an image of responsibility, integrity and high moral values toward others.

Now you have to do whatever a Doctor of Immortality is supposed to do, Lasse !

EDIT : http://www.honorary-doctor.net/buying-a-doctorate/index.html hummm I could be an honorary PHD Doctor of Ufology tomorrow... I'm tempted !

 

[rispsira]

:zombie:

 

[LeSedna]

uhm, what the hell's that all about?

From what I got they offer "honorary" PHD, which of course has no value. They make a clear distinction on their website between this and a "normal" PHD which you cannot buy and can only get at the completion of a university or school program. So basically you can buy them a PHD which officially they propose only to people that diserve it, but you can clearly get what they are about when you read that you have to "donate" 150 or 200 dollars to get it . They are advertizing through Lasse

OR you can forget about what I just said and accept the fact Lasse is a Doctor of Immortality

 

[SocialNumb]

This is the kind of thing that makes so many Christian leaders "doctors".