Yes, the thread title says it all.
I have decided the time has come for me to take a wife. Thus, I welcome all applicants.
I can provide a Scottish Castle, many goats and cattle, children with a 68% chance of being deformity free, 3 red apples, a broken mirror, seperate living quarters so you may entertain menfolk when I am too tired or too busy with being impotent, the promise that the grass will be reguarly maintained and finally a mid-to-high chance of domestic violence, contingent on which football team played/lost/won and my intake of 11%, 28pence a can lager.
Thanks to the recent changes in law allowing people of the non-into-the-opposite-gender variety to take a partner, I am also willing to consider a Man-Husband.
Thank you.
I have decided the time has come for me to take a wife. Thus, I welcome all applicants.
I can provide a Scottish Castle, many goats and cattle, children with a 68% chance of being deformity free, 3 red apples, a broken mirror, seperate living quarters so you may entertain menfolk when I am too tired or too busy with being impotent, the promise that the grass will be reguarly maintained and finally a mid-to-high chance of domestic violence, contingent on which football team played/lost/won and my intake of 11%, 28pence a can lager.
Thanks to the recent changes in law allowing people of the non-into-the-opposite-gender variety to take a partner, I am also willing to consider a Man-Husband.
Thank you.