i'm not sure what's worse at work: speakerphone, or an office whistler

[minxnim]

the new assistant to the director always whistles these little cheery tunes that drag on and on when she's on hold or reading an email or something.

i believe this may be surpassing the evil of speakerphone.

 

[xfer]

the mailroom dude one room over always ALWAYS whistles Sousa marches, except during Christmas, when he alternates Christmas songs and Sousa marches. DRIVES ME INSANE.

 

[xfer]

hmm actually this is the otherwise nice guy who got fired last week.

 

[minxnim]

see i dont think this administrative assistant is a bad person, but she needs to stop whistling ASAP.

 

[xfer]

bring one of those Harpo Marx slide whistles to work, and when she breaks into tune, tweet "wwoooooEEEET!" cheerily in response.

 

[minxnim]

omg that is a hysterical idea.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

it's totally making me lol!! wtf!!

(actually it's true, i DID laugh out loud)

 

[minxnim]

josh your avatar is the best avatar ever to have existed. ever.

 

[deadair]

we have a guy here... whistles x-mas songs... all year.


(josh, give me my props)

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

thanks! it's a deadair original! My favorite part is the tears.

 

[azal]

oh shit. I am totally the office whistler.

 

[minxnim]

azal, please stop office-whistling immediately.

thx. amanda.

 

[azal]

it's a nervous habit I think.

and it's a defense mechanism when I'm slacking off and pretending to work.

it's subconscious, but I'll try and stop.

because I can imagine how annoying it must be.