I'm selling laser discs

I have the laser disc of John Lennon and Yoko Ono live peace in Toronto, 1969. This is the epitome of laser disc perfection. Anything else isn't worth the bother!
 
I've got a pile of Videodiscs. They're a less practical predecessor to laserdiscs. The media itself was the same size but it came in this massive plastic shell you inserted into the player which then slid a tray out and proceeded to read the programming via stylus. You haven't really lived until you've watched Airplane! skip like a scratched Zepplin record.