Immortality

Yes, I would like to try the Eternal Life Device(s). I understand that the inventor, Alex Chiu, guarantees me that if I am not satisfied with the Eternal Life Device for any reason, I am allowed to get a full refund within 90 days.


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Originally posted by ~Zeanra~
I ain't clicking that until someone tells that there's no gay porn behind that clickety click..

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It didn't work years ago when I heard about it, and it sure as feck doesn't work now! Not that i've tried it, but hey, if we lived forever, we'd be rather bored now wouldn't we? I'd go insane watching all my loved ones grow old and die while I was wearing my little life rings and prancing about in the utter joy of eternal youth, courtesy of Alex Chiu, the inventor of immortality.

What a guy.