in an elevator...

[deadair]

i get in to the elevator on the sixth floor going down to the first... and there is a "funk" in the elevator.

so, on the 4th floor, an older lady get's in... and shoots me a look.

what do i do? in my mind i was all "lady, it's not me!"
but all i do i sit there... in the funk... and say nothing.

now there is an old lady who thinks i stink to high heaven... it's a good thing i'm so damned good looking.

 

[xfer]

The FUNK OF FORTY THOUSAND YEARS?

 

[LoboUivante]

does a "funk" listens to kunk music... that's all i question

 

[xfer]

kunk? sounds like something gross that comes out of a woman who just got hung for cattle rustlin'.

 

[fainéant]

I was a play in second grade, and a co-player shit in his pants and when we had to walk down the aisle, the people in the audience thought I was the one who shit in my pants. I got looks tantamount to "Well, I never, How dare you!"

it's funny in retrospect, but I hate being victimized like that.