In memory of the old Megadeth boards. . .

Good stories:

*any time you have gotten caught, or come close to it
*any unbelieveable amount of times you have done it
*any time you may have "pulled it off" in a stange place
*any sick stories, involving you or someone you heard it from
*anthing weird involving wanking it that has happened to you


So it begins. . .
 
Originally posted by Rusted_in_peace50
wierdest place: forest near my school
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dude, you've whacked it in a forest?

you're TWU BLACK METAL dude!



but only if it was a "black" forest
 
yeah, I guess you've got a point, but all of those mean nothing if you're not from Norway, preferably the northernmost part
 
Originally posted by Black Winter Day
You are only true black metal if you a) fucked a corpse, b) fucked a nun, or c) fucked a forest troll.
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How about d) fucked the corpse of a forest troll who spent thier life in a nunnery? Cause thats what i did...



...18 times :lol:
 
well, this isn't really record-breaking or anything that was listed under the good stories list but it's funny nonetheless

last year in my dorm complex, this guy kyle had a jizz cup next to his enourmous stack of porno mags. His roomate stumbled upon it while needing a porno fix and much to his dismay discovered a plastic cup full of jizz which also had a few kleenex jammed in there for good measure i guess. The ripping was never-ending.
 
One time. . . in my hornier days. . .

I whacked off while laying on a couch at my grandmother's house WITH HER IN THE ROOM!!! Good thing she didn't know what was going on. I had my eyes closed and I guess she just thought I was "resting" (I had a cover over me at the time). My underpants were sticky THAT day! But it was OK because I was thinking about Pam at the time. . .
 
Originally posted by Rusted_in_peace50



how old were you?

i have another story.

I was at my friends house, and we were alone. He said that he was really horny, but too lazy to leave the room. so he just started masturbating right in front of me. it was so fucking sick.

he also wanted to show me some "cool porn he downloaded", he made me sit through 20 minutes of gay anal sex, god what sick fuck.
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sounds to me like you need some new friends, that are less gay...:lol:
 
lets see.... a long time ago, when i first discovered the wonders of internet porn, my parents were out for dinner. Well I was just doing my thing, and just about when i was going at it real good, i heard the fucking door open. Stumbling about, trying to stuff my junk back in my pants, i creamed all over my pants and was zipping them as my parents walked in the room, but i just kinda scooted up under the desk a little bit so they couldnt see my cream-covered-crotch. whew, too close for comfort...

and i went straight to bed cause i had jizz all over my pants cause i had to sit there, and it dried while my parents were talking to me... :)
 
most consecutive non stop wanks=4 unlubed

an odd place= i was spending the night with a friend, and woke up in the morning. his brother was in the bathroom so i went to the bathroom in his parents bedroom. i cranked one off while they were in bed...;)
 
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